all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

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dundermifflinscranton:

paulmcfruity:

I miss The Office so much.

(Source: selinerrr, via hydroglycerin)

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in your vagina

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME

(via insanity-comes-naturally)

reinfected:

Lorde is literally a pale blog in human form

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anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

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siskatadam:

welcome to the UK where there’s a whole storyline and website due to a joke that started 4 years ago about how market sounds like meerkat

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weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

image

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edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

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