"Be careful who you vent to."

— Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via seabelle)

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6woofs:

Could he BE any cuter omg

6woofs:

Could he BE any cuter omg

(via daetachment1)

chilled:

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(via im-here-to-die)

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

(via laughoutmacleod)

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(via getback-jojo)

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

(via liamdoogz)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via imthejesusofsuburbia)

rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

(via livinglikejim-morris0n)

thatfunnyblog:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(Source: disowns, via thatfunnyblog)


dumb ass loaf of bread

dumb ass loaf of bread

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travellingthru:


All time favourite.

travellingthru:

All time favourite.

(via jonrichardsonftw)

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

(Source: aquaticwonder, via laughoutmacleod)