Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD
upgraders:

hello fellow regular kids whats up

upgraders:

hello fellow regular kids whats up

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locsgirl:

sweettoothshipperrotg:

drxteeth:

thegeekyblonde:

WHAT A GREAT PROBLEM TO HAVE

that is literally the opposite of a problem

I WANT TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM

KITTIES!!!!!!!

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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d0gbl0g:

dune
handsomedogs:

Zoe

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linnylemons:

According to Wikipedia, Alex Turner is now dating himself.

linnylemons:

According to Wikipedia, Alex Turner is now dating himself.

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

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condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

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